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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mxtomituck
chongoblog

Haters be like

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“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

hexea

Idk if I did it right

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chongoblog

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sorry!

c0rpseductor

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it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

2pacula

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i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

chongoblog

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

sharkiethedork

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You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

catgirldick

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all in a days work! *passes out*

catgirl-bimbo

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My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

catgirlvoid

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oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

kipplekipple

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Fire

jo3mm

dude my house

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tahthetrickster

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piedude

What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.

This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap

pomodoko
the-haiku-bot:
“bruciemilf:
“hexthelex:
“a-singular-canadian:
“stormesandshowers:
“tulpa777:
“nutsacktorturer:
“debkorvelus:
“I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing. There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to...
debkorvelus

I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing.  There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it.  If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.  

nutsacktorturer

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tulpa777

my friend visiting my house: hey i’m thirsty can i get a glass of water

me:

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stormesandshowers

Nestle isn’t gonna fuck you

a-singular-canadian

Also water IS a human right, it’s classified as one by the UN the only country that really disagrees with this is the United States

hexthelex

If I buy a loaf of bread, and then decide to make a sandwich for my friend from some of it, is this STEALING? Is my friend STEALING the bread I already PAID for in full? Is the bread seller entitled to receive compensation because I, the person who PAID ALREADY the full value of the bread they sell, decided to give away a portion of it (a portion from an already PAID FOR product).

When people say that capitalism rots your brain they aren’t kidding - this is literally a disease, one of the mind and soul, and it’s contagious, and it’s deadly… Luckily there is a cure:

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Originally posted by furbearingbrick

bruciemilf

@debkorvelus question does Trump’s dick taste like cheetos or cheddar

the-haiku-bot

@debkorvelus

question does Trump’s dick taste like

cheetos or cheddar

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.